When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad
We’ve all had our moments where we’re either Jake or Finn
How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
clearly you’re not from america
why the heck would a gunshot not echo this is lies
my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog
It might be a short story, it might be a joke, im not sure but im bored so reblog if you want something you will hopefully enjoy!!
Cards Against Humanity.
I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.
It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.
If you have it, open your box.
You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?
Do it carefully.
There’s something in there. What could that be?
There’s a card.
There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.
But what card?
I fucking love these people.
on the day before valentine’s day this year, my two friends (one male and one female) decided to do a social experiment. they posted the exact same status on facebook and left it up for five minutes, before taking a screenshot to see what reaction they got. I think the pictures speak for themselves.
wow this is fucking historic as fuck i can’t believe im seeing this
"Okay, we’ve been serious for 10 seconds guys"